EOS Poem

Heres our end of season poem with a revised ending from the version at the raffle.


Always in the park twenty-four seven,
Yeah you heard right, Security is here past eleven.
While in the park we protect and serve,
We are the Security department that you deserve.

The season began,
Fortunately we had plenty of time to plan.
Thanks to Jeff and Bill’s wisdom,
We rolled out a brand new division system.
We started a blog that started off strong,
Sadly to Bill’s dismay it didn’t last long.
New faces appeared, while old ones never vanished,
A few promotions, sadly someone became banished.

At South Team Gate, there was rarely a line
With smiles on all employees thanks to a newcomer, Sam Divine!
Playing pop music such as Madonna as our team members entered,
It made them all feel like part of an adventure.
Checking all employees as quickly as can be,
Our South Team Gate team was super friendly.

Checking bags everyday at the gate,
When it comes to code of conduct cards we won’t hesitate,
Asking the guests for all their metal, cell phones, and keys,
Sometimes there was profanity on their tees.
Checking guests fast at the gate was our goal,
And oh did we fit that role.
Due to a throughput technicality we got what we needed,
Over seven thousand guests in an hour we reached this season.

Mid-season came along, GSS scores came out
We knew what it was all about.
Our visibility sadly was a little low,
Thinking fast, we threw on some reflective vests to make us glow,
During the summer months these vests made us hot,
Needless to say we washed them a lot
The tag said only to wash them fifteen times at the most,
Unfortunately now most are toast.
As our GSS scores rised,
From Matt Marino we heard less sighs.

In the park
When it gets dark,
Trouble we may find,
Fortunately our flashlights are set to blind.
We find smokers, disorderly teens, and the like,
Each day we tell them nicely that they need to take a hike.
When we find these guests we won’t deter,
We’ll say to them:”No Warnings, Zero Tolerance” and an “I am sorry Sir.”

Crazy to think it’s the end of the year,
For the final time we called the park clear
It however gives good reason,
To continue our quest into the winter season,
Without further ado I have this to say,
Winter Watch is now our way.